When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all parts of the body, he should be boss.
The legs argued that since they took the man whereever he wanted to go, they should be boss.
The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all of the food, he should be boss.
The eyes said that without them, man would be helpless, so they should be boss.
Then the asshole applied for the job.
The other parts of the body laughed that hard that the asshole became mad and closed up.
After a few days the brain went foggy, the legs went wobbly, the stomach got ill, the eyes crossed and were unable to see.
They all conceded and made the asshole boss.
This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be boss....
