A Collection of Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

This is a collection of quotes, sayings, phrases and jokes that I found in different places and thought others might enjoy...

Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

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Hi all,

This blog page is a collection of quotes and sayings I have found on the internet. I liked them and wanted to share them with others in one convenient spot. There are quotes from multiple websites. If this page in any way resembles another site, it was not intentional. The contents of this site is from outside sources and were not written, edited, or changed in any way. This site is completely open source and is in the public domain. I hope you like it.

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